Transvestic Fetishism, definition: Trans people who would never, ever sleep with Ray Blanchard :( *sadface* also the ones he thinks are totes unfuckable
Whenever I hear them talk about tranadimensional portals in Star Trek, I just think, “Transdimensional—I’m 3D but identify as 4D.” Talk about intersectionality!
A Really Simple Deal
Pay to get my vagina installed, get first dibs.
Any sugarpeoples of any gender who wish to act on this deal, better act quick! It’s first-come-first-serve. (Though during the serving I better *ahem* come first…)
I’m only half-joking.
Re: So horny… so dysphoric…
My sex life is a constant battle between these two states. When dysphoria wins I never want to touch another person or take off my clothes ever again. When horniness takes over I lose the capacity to give a fuck and pursue sex (and/or masturbation) anyway, psychological pain be damned! Both are frustrating. Neither is fulfilling.
Fuck I wish I had the money to FIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [TW: SNL]
Story of my life right here. Even more so now. And even later on I won’t have much of a choice, since the procedures available for guys aren’t exactly as adequate as they are for the ladies. *sigh*
Speaking of things that need to be fixed.