Amy Dentata

I’m unashamed to say that i have been pulled into the creamsicle fandom

sanityscraps:

obliviateyourfears:

for those of you who don’t know. its two girls: normalgirl chan and othergirl chan also known as snowflake and sunglasses

of course there is also the gender swapped version this as well. 

Tumblr is just wonderful. lol

Tumblr what have you done to me. I used to be a respectable person. Ok not really, but you get what I mean.

alenkovasnormandy asked: I'm going to try and make this short and sweet so I don't ramble. I stumbled across a picture from your blog about being female but with a penis and loved it. It made me chuckle and smile. I came over to your blog and ended up watching your "only in san Francisco" performance and just wanted to tell you how brilliant I think you are. Absolutely brilliant. :)

Thank you!

cocksucking-accent:

rumtehk-uh:

apollosglare:

2xknifekind:

exaltedhaze:

catbountry:

konekosilvertail:

animalplanet:

somethingfeline:

moniquill:

sanityscraps:

abaldwin360:

duessa:

erinebola:

littlephiish:

FUCK

OH MY GOD NO.

Time to buy a new car and SHOVE THIS ONE OFF A CLIFF

Fuck NO.

That is a Subaru WRX - I would fight all of those fucking bees for that car.

All of them.

NOPE. I’D JUST CLIFF IT. WITH AN M-920 CAIN. OR LEAVE IT TO DIE ON VIRMIRE. CHRIST, IT JUST NEEDS TO GET NUKED.

Just so everyone knows, swarming like this is a thing that honeybees do.Via wikipedia:

Swarming is the natural means of reproduction of honey bee colonies. A new honey bee colony is formed when the queen bee leaves the colony with a large group of worker bees, a process called swarming. In the prime swarm, about 60% of the worker bees leave the original hive location with the old queen. This swarm can contain thousands to tens of thousands of bees. Swarming is mainly a spring phenomenon, usually within a two- or three-week period depending on the locale, but occasional swarms can happen throughout the producing season.

If you’ve got a swarm going on in or around your property, the best thing to do is stay well back from it, call information and locate your nearest apiary (if you’re sufficiently close to one, that’s prbably where the bees are -from-). swarms usually relocate on their own to an attractive hive site, but if they’re trying to hive in an inappropriate location, a beekeeper can come and remove the swarm safely.

Honey bees in the US are currently under stress from mite infestations; exterminating a swarm in a situation where bee removal is possible is irresponsible, as healthy and genetically diverse bee populations are critical to population recovery. Seriously, we need these gals to pollinate our food crops and stuff. 

Passing along the bee-relocation info. Please don’t kill bees! They’re important

please dont harm bug

at first I freaked out a bit but then I realized the were bees and not wasps and my reaction immidiately changed to ‘oh gosh babies you can live in my car whenever you want’

But yeah  dont kill bees bees are cool

wasps are assholes though seriously fuck wasps

I know the comments are now kind of serious but all I can think is

ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES: RUN CARS ON BEES.

BEE POWER 2012.

While I would be terrified to go anywhere near my car, my first thought would not be to kill them.

I just wouldn’t know what to do.

And i’d sob and sit in my house and go WHAT DO I DO to Google.

i am terrified of flying insects ESPECIALLY bees but i would never kill them omfg i just cannot harm a living creature unless that creature happens to have a mouth and a human brain and a face i can punch

Reblogging for the information on how to get rid of them. But yeah, killing them is really irresponsible since bees are very important to our ecosystem.

PAT.

PAT.

PAT.

IS THIS YOUR BEE CAR?

OH GOD.

JUST.

OH GOD. 

#ARTY #YOU LIKE BEES #HERE ENJOY THIS SWARM OF BEES

ZACK I ADORE YOU

THANK YOU FOR THE BEES <3

I’m seriously disappointed in every one of you.

All this talk, and not a single

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW A PERSONS

(Source: imprezagd)

Re: Only in San Francisco

cocksucking-accent:

Oh goodness. I love this. I generally love biographies, and spoken word, and trans stories. And this is just fantastic.

I adore you, Amy!

Thank you :) I’m glad I wasn’t rambling too fast for people to understand!

invisifuzz:

Guys I’m in love. Fix it.

(Source: amydentata)

How many cis people does it take to change a lightbulb?

trans-terrific:

LOLOLOL, That was the best joke, “no cis people”. Comedic gold, Cathy. That’s just gold.

It’s sad, she’s not even a good troll.

(Source: amydentata)

god this is the most obvious idea ever why did i not think of it

fromonesurvivortoanother:

(a friend)

You start a happy things tumblr blog. The theme is happiness! You have to turn off your brain.And just post things that make you happy. No judging.

how the hell did i not realize i could just do this? i’m on tumblr all of the time anyway.

edit: omg tumblr your formatting sucks

YOU CAN DO THAT??

When a Trans Woman Mentions that Not All Lesbians Have Vaginas, and Cis Lesbians Equate This Statement to Endorsing Rape