Nonstandard Sex Organs
Trans people have nonstandard sex organs, according to ISO 9000. Please fill out the following paperwork in order to attain standard sex organs from our sex organ factory, along with the mandatory fee of $20,000 (minimum). Until you obtain ISO-compliant sex organs, you are not permitted to date or have sex without feeling terribly ashamed of yourself, as per ISO Guidelines ยง504.8b, “Standardized Sex Organs are Superior”.
Cis people, you may also have nonstandard sex organs. See your plastic surgeon for more details.
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omg this is so very perfectly correct. and yeah, it’s 20k for my compliance fees. :/
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