Thursday, August 16, 2012

Subject: I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

From: Angela T. <angiepangie408@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Aug 16, 2012 at 9:15 PM
Subject: I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
To: Joan <notofarc@gmail.com>

Hey Joan, look what I just found! Aren’t you glad now I’m such a nerd? This is a bigger deal than we thought. Come over tonight.


Angie

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From: —
Date: Mon, Aug 13, 2012 at 3:31 AM
Subject: Here’s that transcript you requested
To: —

CBA-SBS Transcript (TOP SECRET)

Operation: CBA-SBS
Source: Hidden Mic CBA-SB51934
Location: S El Camino Real & E Hillsdale Blvd
Subject(s): Joan Ashford, “Angie”
Summary: Cell phone conversation on the corner. Encounter with RT-0.1.545.

BEGIN TRANSCRIPT

Hey Ange, how’s it going? Could you do me a small, teensy-weensy favor? Could you pick me up? I really don’t feel safe walking home tonight.

You are so not going to believe this. On my way to work, passing under the bridge? I met a troll. It wasn’t literally a troll. Duh. But I’m calling it a troll because that’s the best word I’ve got. No, not an internet troll, you nerd. I’m being serious!

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