How many cis people does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Why can’t you just accept your lightbulb the way it is?
How many trans people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but they’ll need a note from two doctors.
God made the lightbulb that way for a reason. You must be some sort of pervert, stay away from my children and my condo.
These just get better and better!
Lightbulbs are just a social construct, so why change something that doesn’t exist?
Why are you so intent on getting attention? Everyone else is happy with the lightbulb the way it is. You non-conformist, you.
Now you want to install a dimmer switch? To make the light more comfortable for you depending on how you feel? Dimmer switches are all trendy now, aren’t they? God, what an attention-seeker!
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