My Roommates and I Have Figured Out the Membership Prizes for Converting People
Convert someone to being gay or lesbian: A free single-slot toaster.
Convert someone to being bi: Free double-slot toaster. Twice the room!
To being pansexual: Free toaster oven. You can fit anything in that fucker.
Transgender: Free blender!
Asexual: Free mini-fridge, you cool mofo.
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This made me giggle.
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Damn I know people who would get like all of the prizes for what they expose people to. I guess fetlife gets a toaster...
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XDDDDDDDD (Sasha, I bet you’ll appreciate this!)
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