Monday, January 16, 2012

Let Me Level With You (NSFW)

I’m a girl.

Who likes cock.

And has instant access to it whenever she wants.

And doesn’t have a brain wired for that anatomy. So this thing attached to me is like a weird toy.

And sometimes? When I’m bored? I play with it.

Penises are goofy things.

You can make them sing!

You can bend them around like a puppet.

You can stretch them into weird shapes.

You can even turn them into FLYING SQUIRRELS!

…I apologize in advance to any future partners who have this anatomy.

Your penis isn’t safe around me.

Notes

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    this is smashing :D
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  10. kazifer reblogged this from amydentata and added:
    Oh god. Please read more. I laughed so hard I cried.
  11. jordynsgirlyglory reblogged this from amydentata and added:
    OMG THIS XD THIS IS ME TO A TEE XD except not
  12. zanekyri reblogged this from amydentata and added:
    OH MY GOD I’M DYING
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  14. onlyifittouches reblogged this from lavenderpanda and added:
    I do this so often. I can stretch my scrote into a blanket for it.Genitals are weird and fun.
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  20. kellanium-on-walrus-detail reblogged this from amydentata and added:
    this is so cute! ^_^