Let Me Level With You (NSFW)
I’m a girl.
Who likes cock.
And has instant access to it whenever she wants.
And doesn’t have a brain wired for that anatomy. So this thing attached to me is like a weird toy.
And sometimes? When I’m bored? I play with it.
Penises are goofy things.
You can make them sing!
You can bend them around like a puppet.
You can stretch them into weird shapes.
You can even turn them into FLYING SQUIRRELS!
…I apologize in advance to any future partners who have this anatomy.
Your penis isn’t safe around me.
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Oh god. Please read more. I laughed so hard I cried.
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OMG THIS XD THIS IS ME TO A TEE XD except not
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I do this so often. I can stretch my scrote into a blanket for it.Genitals are weird and fun.
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this is so cute! ^_^
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